if-these-sheets-were-butts:

actual plot of the avengers 

(Source: theavengerscomics)

basedmountaindew:

holy shit tho

ataxie:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

puckquinn:

if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever

Take note, mom.

(Source: daeneryus)

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

peredhels:

crying about loki’s hair in thor 2 its just so fucking curly that douche bag i cant stop la ughing

sanguinosa:

people with buckets on their head in the buckethead tag

takentothejohn:

isthisjackie:

So on ancient aliens they’re talking about how aliens helped during the American revolution.

Rudimentary

polydeuces:

finland is just an inside joke by bored teenagers this shit cant be real 

(Source: hemoglobines)